Josh went to the gym the other day and found out that he lost two pounds. That leads to conversations like...

  • Josh: Let's hug!
  • Sabine: Ok.
  • Josh: Wait! Make it a running hug.
  • Sabine: No. You can't catch me. I'm too fat.
  • Josh: Just do it.
  • Sabine: No.
  • Josh: Come on. You're not that fat.
  • Sabine: WWWHHHHAATTTT?!
  • Josh's note since I was there. What I was trying to say was a) Sabine is not fat, b) I'm not that wimpy. It came out in a pretty typical way: man's brain -> (skip verify wording is correct filter) -> mouth

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